Now, I had always considered myself a flaming heterosexual, ... at least until my 30's. That's when I started getting hit on by women right and left. At first, I was merely flattered but, it wasn't long before I began to think that perhaps they were on to something.
Now, the fellow I was seeing at the time was a lot of fun and very open minded. From the very start, I knew I wasn't the only gal he was seeing wish was fine with me. I didn't want him all to myself because, although he was so much fun, he was way too much work for one woman. lol We'd been going out for a couple of months and were enjoying what we called "reindeer games", which was just some light bdsm. I was intrigued with how empowering submission could be.
Anyway, when I expressed my curiosity to him, it was no surprise that he knew someone willing to play. Now, before I tell the rest, there's somethings you should know. I am a stand up comedian with a real predilection for dick jokes. I can, at times, be a real smart ass and a lot to put up with in the bedroom. I've always said a really patient man can maintain an erection when I get out of bed to write something funny down. Most guys just love a gal with a sense of humor, ... until they're naked. LOL! This guy was a fan of my comedy and, apparently, was making his other girlfriends watch a recording of my comedy show.
So, one night he invited his other playmate to go on a date with us. I had met her once in passing and found her very alluring so, I just knew this was going to be fun. The three of us went out for drinks and then, back to his place for some reindeer games. We got all dressed up in our finest leather apparel and so the games began. The first thing they did was tie me up and blindfold me. So, there I was, restrained, blindfolded and all a quiver with anticipation .... when suddenly the two of them began to relentlessly do my jokes at me! HA! If you only knew how much I have that coming! I will go to my grave respecting the crap out of both of them for that! Not only was it brilliant and funny but, what a great little ice breaker, too!
Well, once we regained composure, we got down to serious business. Now, it's very important, when having a threesome, that someone be the Moe. (stooges reference) It's crucial that someone be in charge, take the lead, choreograph and orchestrate, ... making sure everyone's needs are attended to and a good time is had by all. She was amazing at this!! Her plan had a title and a plot, which she revealed in the sexiest bedroom voice I have ever heard ... and, best of all, ... it was all about the seduction of yours truly! WOW! Imagine your most attentive lover, ... then, double it! I have never been more titillated or made to feel so sexy and desired.
We all continued as playmates on and off for the following year. I use to say that the 3 of us made such a lovely couple. That was nearly 20 years ago and she and I are still the very closest of friends!
London is a great city for swingers’ saunas. There are several throughout the city and they all have the same basic £20 entrance fee. They are typically towel only clubs, and have a variety of public areas and private rooms. They typically cater to straight couples and single women, and sometimes will restrict access to single men as not to unbalance the ratio. Specifically, Rio’s in London has a good gay following so this would be the best suggested sauna for bisexual couples.
